Thursday, October 11, 2007
Stop Continental Drift
There is a movement afoot and it is huge. The biggest. The earth itself is moving. But it isn't moving in unison, it is moving in pieces. These pieces are bumping up against each other. And this phenomenon is happening all over the globe. Everywhere on the planet a large part of our very earth is grinding into another large part of the earth. This causes untold devastation in the form of earthquakes and volcanoes and tidal waves. And our government doesn't even care.
It is only going to get worse. Day by day the movements continue and more and more places are threatened by major disasters. Millions of people are threatened. Millions of species of animals are threatened. The very outlines of our continents and islands are changing and we stand by just letting it all happen.
Where is the outcry? Where are the minions bringing this approaching catastrophe to our attention? Why do they shun every shred of evidence which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that our foundation is crumbling?
Well I am here to start a new movement against this impending global crisis. I believe it is way past time for this government and every other government on the planet to confront this problem head-on. We should devote every available resource to this problem. We should raise taxes in every country to promote the global cause which I call, 'Stop Continental Drift'.
No effort should be spared in solving this urgent problem, for the very ground we walk upon is at grave risk. It simply astounds me that the world is so utterly ignorant of this issue. I'm sure if we could spread the word a little more effectively, we could convert every soul to this cause. We must do this for our children. It is they who deserve this earth to remain the way that we left it, so stopping this insane drifting of the continents must surely be the number one priority of this century and every century until there is no more problem.
Stop Continental Drift.
(because it makes as much sense as stop global warming)
OH
It is only going to get worse. Day by day the movements continue and more and more places are threatened by major disasters. Millions of people are threatened. Millions of species of animals are threatened. The very outlines of our continents and islands are changing and we stand by just letting it all happen.
Where is the outcry? Where are the minions bringing this approaching catastrophe to our attention? Why do they shun every shred of evidence which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that our foundation is crumbling?
Well I am here to start a new movement against this impending global crisis. I believe it is way past time for this government and every other government on the planet to confront this problem head-on. We should devote every available resource to this problem. We should raise taxes in every country to promote the global cause which I call, 'Stop Continental Drift'.
No effort should be spared in solving this urgent problem, for the very ground we walk upon is at grave risk. It simply astounds me that the world is so utterly ignorant of this issue. I'm sure if we could spread the word a little more effectively, we could convert every soul to this cause. We must do this for our children. It is they who deserve this earth to remain the way that we left it, so stopping this insane drifting of the continents must surely be the number one priority of this century and every century until there is no more problem.
Stop Continental Drift.
(because it makes as much sense as stop global warming)
OH
# posted by OH @ 6:35 PM 
