Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Our King and Queen
Don't you just love our amazing and wondrous King Barack and Queen Michelle? I mean, how could you not simply adore this beautiful pair of royalty our peasant society has elevated to be our rulers!
Do you see how they party? Man can they ever throw a party at the White House! I guess they have all the more leeway in that house now that they have canceled the public tours. Good for them. They deserve a little, no, a lot of fun and pleasure and hobnobbing with their elitist friends and specially invited guests. No need to show off the people's house to the people when they have the grandest parties and galas that money can buy. Only the best for our king and queen.
Sequester? What sequester? Damn the people, our life must go on. We are the royalty of America and we deserve to treat ourselves as such. Marie Antoinette would be so proud. Can't you see that this is how we Obamas should be living. Let them eat cake, we don't really care because we don't have to care. We have no more elections in front of us so we can just enjoy ourselves however we desire. The people who elected us simply want a just master. We are the people we have been waiting for.
You are all just stupid Americans and we are your just master. We know what is best for you and this country. You don't need to worry yourselves over our decisions, they are all for your own good. Trust us. We would never lead you astray.
We will pass the bills to find out what is in them and we will rejoice at our good fortune to rule this great country and see the beginning of its downfall. Uh oh. Did I just say that out loud? No matter. these Americans are too stupid to know what we have in store for them and too adoring of us to ever believe we would do anything that isn't in their best interests. Hooray for us.
It's almost too easy.
Long live the King and Queen!
OH
Do you see how they party? Man can they ever throw a party at the White House! I guess they have all the more leeway in that house now that they have canceled the public tours. Good for them. They deserve a little, no, a lot of fun and pleasure and hobnobbing with their elitist friends and specially invited guests. No need to show off the people's house to the people when they have the grandest parties and galas that money can buy. Only the best for our king and queen.
Sequester? What sequester? Damn the people, our life must go on. We are the royalty of America and we deserve to treat ourselves as such. Marie Antoinette would be so proud. Can't you see that this is how we Obamas should be living. Let them eat cake, we don't really care because we don't have to care. We have no more elections in front of us so we can just enjoy ourselves however we desire. The people who elected us simply want a just master. We are the people we have been waiting for.
You are all just stupid Americans and we are your just master. We know what is best for you and this country. You don't need to worry yourselves over our decisions, they are all for your own good. Trust us. We would never lead you astray.
We will pass the bills to find out what is in them and we will rejoice at our good fortune to rule this great country and see the beginning of its downfall. Uh oh. Did I just say that out loud? No matter. these Americans are too stupid to know what we have in store for them and too adoring of us to ever believe we would do anything that isn't in their best interests. Hooray for us.
It's almost too easy.
Long live the King and Queen!
OH
# posted by OH @ 10:35 AM 
