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Wednesday, July 24, 2013


Squealer Carney

Jay Carney is Squealer!  Watch him as he talks to the White House press corps.

Squealer is the Public Relations pig from the book Animal Farm by George Orwell.

Squealer takes the central role in making announcements to the animals, as the animals leader Napoleon appears less and less often as the book progresses. Near the start of the book, it is said that he was very convincing and could turn "black into white". When the pigs, the ruling class after having overthrown the evil farmer, start to increase their power they want to be more like men, so Squealer subtly changes commandments and informs the animals that they have always been this way. ie;  "All animals are equal" is changed to "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others".  "No animal shall sleep in a bed" becomes "No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets".  Such is Squealer's job. 

I'm reminded of a Groucho Marx line,"Who you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?"

Squealer Carney is Obama's key to propaganda for this lying administration.  He does his job extremely well.  This just makes him more detestable.  He is expert at turning black into white and white into black.  He can look you straight in the eye and lie, lie, lie.  And he does it with that little annoying smirk of his.

He tells us the IRS scandal is nothing more than low level rogue pukes working in the Cincinnati office.  He sticks by his story changing it ever so subtly to his amazement that Republicans are still harping on a non story, a non-scandal, even after the low level rogue pukes testify that they received their orders from Washington.  Carney will stick to whatever his rogue boss wants him to stick to.

Squealer told us last fall that the administration wasn't going to comment on the ongoing investigation into the failures in BenGhazi, Lybia.  After a few months of non comments, he then has the audacity to inform a questioner that BenGhazi was a LONG TIME AGO.  Seriously.

Squealer tells the media his boss is focused on the economy, he is not focused on phony scandals.  How interesting.  How much bullshit can one man dish out?  Rhetorical question because I believe there is NO end to the amount of bullshit this one idiot can dish out.  Squealer is like Obama's son.  I believe if Obama had a son, he may LOOK like Trayvon Martin but he would act like Squealer Carney.

Every time I look at Jay Carney I think I see a little more pink in his skin color, a little bit bigger snout, a little bit more grunting coming out of his mouth, perhaps a few curly hairs poking out of his head.  Pretty soon it will be hard to distinguish Squealer Carney from an actual pig.

And exactly what difference, at this point, does it make?

My nickel.

I just finished listening to Animal Farm on a cross country drive and could not believe how much Jay Carney was Squealer. We have taken to calling him Squealer Carney. I am glad I was not the only one who noticed. Kudos Old Hippie.
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